you can tune a guitar but you can't tune a fish

Dear Sweetie Pie Honey Dumplings,
I have often wondered why all pet names are related to sugary things…even if the sugary things don’t make any sense. Why is that?
Why don’t we nickname each other things like:
Kale Chip or Pizza Pie?
It also seems important to pet name each other edible things. I think that’s weird.
What about:
Sunshine Daffodil or Grass Clippings or Teacup?

On an unrelated note:
I know I have told all of you that I plan to come back as a domesticated cat living with a lovely lesbian couple in post-mummification Egypt… but I have changed my mind.
Too many conditional considerations with domesticated cat life. I have decided to come back as a sea sponge. I am getting some mixed responses when informing my friends of this plan… but there are so many undeniable perks including: no furballs, no tail to get caught in doors, no fear of water, no fear of anything for that matter. After sharing this ambition with the Fantastic Fairy Queen Ashera, she showed me this AMAZING video.
Please enjoy!

Tuesday, April 2nd – Mama Sing – 10 AM – Avo’s (625 S Mason, F.C.) – $7 suggested donation

Tuesday, April 2nd – Sunrise Ranch Dance – 7 PM – 100 Sunrise Ranch Rd, Loveland – $5 to $10 suggested donation

Thursday, April 4th – Fort Collins Dance – 7:30 PM – 346 E Mountain Ave, F.C. – $10 suggested donation

Sunday, April 7th – Chant – 7 PM – 135 Circle Dr, F.C. – $7 suggested donation

Monday, April 8th – Sufi Meditation – 9:30 AM – 449 Clover Ln, F.C. – by donation

Tuesday, April 9th – Sufi Study Circle – 7 PM – 449 Clover Ln, F.C. – by donation

Thursday, April 11th – Fort Collins Dance – 7:30 PM – 346 E Mountain Ave, F.C. – $10 suggested donation

Monday, April 15th – Sufi Meditation – 9:30 AM – 449 Clover Ln, F.C. – by donation

Tuesday, April 16th – Sufi Study Circle – 7 PM – 449 Clover Ln, F.C. – by donation

Thursday, April 18th – Fort Collins Dance – 7:30 PM – 346 E Mountain Ave. – $10 suggested donation

Saturday, April 20th – Boulder Community Zikr – 7:30 PM – 2077 30th St, Boulder – I’m leading while Habib is off becoming a Mexican – $5 suggested donation and Dessert Potluck

Sunday, April 21st – Chant – 7 PM – 135 Circle Dr, F.C. – $7 suggested donation

Monday, April 22nd – Sufi Meditation – 9:30 AM – 449 Clover Ln, F.C. – by donation

Tuesday, April 23rd – Women’s Dance – 7 PM – St Barnabas Church 1280 Vine St, Denver – $8 suggested donation

Thursday, April 25th – Fort Collins Full Moon Dance – 7:30 PM – 346 E Mountain Ave – $10 suggested donation

Monday, April 29th – Sufi Meditation – 9:30 AM – 449 Clover Ln, F.C. – by donation

Tuesday, April 30th – Sufi Study Circle – 7 PM – 449 Clover Ln, F.C. – by donation

May 1st – Beltane in Denver… Timothy and I will be collaboratively leading a singing, dancing, maypole celebration – location still being determined…stay tuned!

May 2nd – Fort Collins Dance – 7:30 PM – 346 E Mountain Ave – $10 suggested donation

CHANT RETREAT – May 3, 4, and 5 – Camp Santa Maria – Sign up NOW – http://trigoddess.org/special-events/

MEADOWFEST – June 20 to 23 – Registration is open! – Camping, singing, dancing, sharing meals (including my super stellar pancakes, of course!) – http://trigoddess.org/special-events/

Useful life tip from my own personal experience:
If you want to give yourself a haircut all yourself, make sure your arms are LONGER than your hair. It’s important. But you know, some things are better NOT to do all by yourself: brain surgery, back massages, carburetor priming, tax preparation, criminal defense in drug-related cases, manicures on your dominant hand, etc.
I do not know all of these from personal experience, but I’m feeling relatively confident in including all of them here.

It is my sincere wish for all of you to be free from stress of all forms.
Love and Joy!
Sara

(970)227-5275
rain@trigoddess.org