Dear Pagan, Sufi, or Spiritually Eclectic Hooligans,
Welcome to yet another deliriously magnificent mailer, published by your own personal lord and savior, Jesus Christ.
Er… no wait a minute… it’s just me, Sara, trying to keep y’all informed and keep the circles open for your and my personal enjoyment.
Sorry, no messiah here. Just your supremely humble local networker. Have you noticed how when someone says “I’m so humble…” it usually means they’re not? I’ve noticed that too.
I have a question:
Can someone please explain to me why chive flowers smell like garlic?
And is “chive” even a word? Is “chives” a singular noun?
I bet Jesus would know.
Or I bet Jesus could ask Adam and Eve to clarify. Did Adam and Eve make it into heaven even though they had to invent clothes because of their indiscretion?
Either way, I’m sure they had chive/s and garlic growing in their garden.
Please wear all your appropriate public apparel when you attend the following events with me (fig leaves will not suffice, unless you weave a sturdy fiber out of the shredded leaves, but I bet it’s itchy and not worth the effort)…
EVERY MONDAY – Sufi Meditation Circle – 9:30 AM – 449 Clover Ln, Ft Collins – by donation
EVERY THURSDAY – Dance of Universal Peace – 7:30 PM – Art and Science Studio 346 E Mountain Ave, Ft Collins – $10 suggested donation
Tuesday, That’s TODAY!!! August 28th – Women’s Dance – 7 PM – St Barnabas Church 1280 Vine St, Denver – $8 suggested donation
Friday, August 31st – Full Blue Moon Ritual – 7 PM – a previously undisclosed location in Fort Collins – RSVP for address – grown-ups only please – $10 suggested donation
Monday, September 3rd – LABOR DAY!! – I think that means you’re either supposed to get to work, stop working, or give birth to a healthy baby! Get on that,eh?
Tuesday, September 4th – Mama Sing – 10 AM – Avogadro’s Number 625 S Mason, Ft Collins – $7 suggested donation
Tuesday, September 4th – Dance of Universal Peace – 7 PM – Sunrise Ranch 100 Sunrise Ranch Rd, Loveland – $5 to $10 suggested donation
Saturday, September 8th – KALLIOPE plays Peace in the Park – 11:30 AM to 12:15 (the whole event goes until 4 PM) – Foote Lagoon at Civic Center Park in Loveland
Sunday, September 9th – Chant – 7 PM – 135 Circle Dr, Ft Collins – $7 suggested donation
Friday September 14 to Monday the 17th – GODDESS RETREAT – Camp Santa Maria – $167 registration covers room and board for the weekend – http://trigoddess.org/special-events/
Saturday, September 15th – Community Zikr – I’ll be playing hooky from the retreat for the evening to head into Boulder and lead Zikr in Habib’s absence – 7:30 PM – Studio Be 2077 30th St, Boulder – $5 suggested donation and dessert potluck
Saturday, September 22nd – Ritual / Chant / Dance / Zikr in Silver City New Mexico! – I’m road tripping to see Wind, share Equinox juju with the community in Silver City and delight in the desert! – Know folks in the area? Wanna caravan with me?
Sunday, September 23rd – Chant evening in Albuquerque – We had an awesome chant evening hosted by Jude Rowe in Albuquerque this Spring and I’m SO happy to do another one! Put your New Mexico clan in touch with me for more details!
Tuesday, September 25th – Women’s Dance – 7 PM – St Barnabas Church 1280 Vine St, Denver – led by the wonderful, peace-loving, Mary Ellen Garrett and the ever-fabulous Sharon Docherty! – $8 suggested donation
Wednesday, September 26th – Denver Dance – I’ll be leading in Timothy’s absence – 7:30 PM – Clayton Learning Center 3801 Martin Luther King Junior Boulevard – $10 at the door
Saturday September 29th – Dance Leader Training in Denver – 10 AM to 5 PM – Whether you’ve been leading dances your whole life, or if you’re just interested in getting started, these trainings are an excellent opportunity to learn, deepen, explore, stretch, and feel held and supported in a respectful, dedicated group of leaders and aspiring leaders – Please let me know if you’re interested in participating – I’m debating between two location possibilities. I’ll give you the actual address when I decide. – Suggested donation $20 to $120
Sunday, September 30th – Chant – 7 PM – 135 Circle Drive, F.C. – $7 suggested donation
SNEAK PREVIEW INTO OCTOBER:
Tuesday, October 2nd – Mama Sing at Avo’s
Tuesday, October 2nd – Dance at Sunrise Ranch
Wednesday, October 3rd – I lead Denver Dance again.
Did you know that there are little plug-in pheromone diffusers that can make horribly bitchy cats friendly and lovable? It’s true. I didn’t believe it but…
(this next line is sung at the top of one’s lungs)
NOW I’M A BELIEVER!!! Without a trace of doubt in my mind!
Hey hey we’re the Monkees! And people say we monkey around!
Who writes this stuff?
I’m wondering if there are happy pheromone diffusers for bad drivers, PMS-ing women, NRA members (Hey if you go here and register, can I have your free hat? https://membership.nrahq.org/forms/gift.asp), conspiracy theorists, or Mitt Romney. Incidentally, Mitt Romney’s website has a “shopping” section so you can buy a hat exactly like the NRA one, but it’s not free. I think Mitt could afford to give me a free hat, don’t you?
Hey!
Did you know that Barack Obama, the super-studly, bad-ass, smarty-pants, pro-women, pro-gay-rights, pro-intelligence is speaking at CSU this afternoon?
I’m currently crying in my coffee because I have to leave for the Denver Women’s Dance before he starts talking. Otherwise I would have been there blowing him kisses. Hey! I said “KISSES!”
I better finish this e-mail before I get in trouble.
Love and Happiness to every blessed one of you, whichever way you vote come November!
Sara
(970)227-5275
rain@trigoddess.org