I’m thinking of starting up a web-page that would enable us human beings to make official requests for our next incarnation.
Of course, it would include basic information like,
what species would you like to be next time,
what gender (if applicable… for example, I don’t think sea sponges have gender specificity),
what part of the world (assuming you want to stay on Earth, because I think we would need to have SOME guidelines to help shape things)…
if you have particular requests for parents, siblings, children, etc…
Would you like to request a certain height, weight, personality traits…
or maybe you’re cosmetic enough to have eye color, hair color, and/or vocal range requests…
I imagine there will be LOTS of requests for lovers… or to avoid certain lovers….
I will code the website to route your requests directly to God.
It really wouldn’t do any good to send the requests anywhere else.
While I don’t think God is particularly interested in reading long explanatory essays about why we think we deserve certain things, I will include a brief section for you to rate your own performance this lifetime so God will have at least a general idea about what a good person you think you are.
Any other suggestions for the website… I’m open!
Tuesday, May 22nd – Women’s Dance in Denver – 7 PM – St Barnabas Church (1280 Vine) – $8 suggested donation
Thursday, May 24th – Fort Collins Dance – 7:30 PM – Art and Science (346 E Mountain Ave.) – $10 suggested donation – Basira is leading the evening. Thank you, Basira!!!
Monday, May 28th – Sufi Circle in the comfort of your own home – Focus on “Al-Muhaymin” “The Guardian”
Thursday, May 31st – Fort Collins Dance – 7:30 PM – Art and Science – $10 suggested
Saturday, June 2nd – Dance Leader’s Workshop – 10 AM to 5 PM – 449 Clover Ln, Ft Collins – RSVP – limited to 12 – Whether you’re just getting started, or you’ve been leading dances your whole life… you are welcome to participate and I guarantee it will be fun, enriching, informative, growthful, and delicious! – Suggested donation $20 to $120
Sunday, June 3rd – Chant – 7 PM – 135 Circle Dr, Ft Collins – $7 suggested donation
Tuesday, June 5th – Mama Sing – 10 AM – Avogadro’s Number (625 S Mason, Fort Collins) – $7 suggested donation
Saturday, June 16th – Zikr – 7:30 PM – Studio Be (2077 30th St, Boulder) – Habib and I lead the evening – Suggested donation $5 plus dessert potluck
Sunday, June 17th – Chant – 7 PM – 135 Circle Dr, Ft Collins – $7 suggested
Tuesday, June 19th – Women’s Circle in Lakewood – Solstice New Moon Gathering – 6:30 to 9:30 PM – RSVP for address and more information – $10 suggested
Thursday, June 21st to Sunday, June 24th – MEADOWFEST – Sign up on-line: http://trigoddess.org/special-events/
Tuesday, June 26th – Women’s Dance in Denver – 7 PM – St. B’s – $8 suggested
EVERY MONDAY in JUNE – Sufi Meditation Circle – 9:30 AM – 449 Clover Ln – by donation
EVERY THURSDAY in JUNE – Dance of Universal Peace – 7:30 PM – Art and Science – $10 suggested donation
Looking ahead with joyful anticipation:
DRAGONFEST MAIN RITUAL – August 4th – The theme is “Re-growing our roots” so I figure we’ll focus a ritual around wild hair dye. I’m thinking we can sort participants according to element and give everyone a streak of color that reflects their birth sign: orange for fire, blue for water, green for earth, maybe purple for air… up for discussion – please let me know if you want to help facilitate the ritual – more info about the festival here:http://dragonfest.org/
CRESTONE EXPERIENCE – August 9 to 12 – I am happy to be on staff this year, leading dances with Bernie, Bob and all you glorious dancers! – More info here: http://www.conscious-heart.org/WonderBob/Peace_Dance.html
DANCING with the GODDESS 3rd annual women’s retreat! – September 14 to 17 (includes the new moon this year!) – Camp Santa Maria, near Bailey – Co-created retreat featuring lots of local leaders – more information and on-line registration is up and running! http://trigoddess.org/special-events/
In case you are interested in my personal submission at the “next incarnation website…”
I am asking to be reincarnated as a domesticated cat in post-mummification Egypt.
I am asking for my owners to be a very nice lesbian couple with no children, no dogs, no swimming pool, and no motorized vehicles or noisy appliances (including lawnmowers, leaf blowers, vacuums, weed whackers, or clothes dryers).
But I want them to keep a small koi pond well-stocked.
I want them to give me a dignified name with a little edge of a fear factor… maybe Athena… so all other humans will know that I am to be respected and loved.
I do not want to be spayed… but neither do I want tomcats to exist anywhere near my abode at anytime in my life.
Thank you, God, for being gracious, benevolent and responsive to the humble requests of this very good person!
I love my children, my partners, my car and I think the current president of our nation is an adorable bad-ass.
Please see to it that all my requests are met along with any other specifications I may not have thought to cover, but that I would have asked for if you had made me smarter or more foresightful in this lifetime.
In the name of Jesus Christ, Jim Henson and All that is Holy,
P.S. To RSVP for women’s circle, D-fest main ritual, Dance Leader workshop, or whatever… please call or e-mail me before I become a cat: (970)227-5275 or email@example.com